January 2010
17 posts
true true
handjives:
Miss Americas now have normal looking bodies. It’s so weird. They all have the same body though and I am not too into it. I’d like to see the occasional rail or whale please. Variety is the spice of life!
I agree. Fat-ass Miss America. At least it would be honest. : P
“I wanted at one and the same time to run from the room, to sink through the...”
– We all love her!
“And I defend because in spite of all I find that I love.”
– Invisible Man
Understanding you, not
I’d die if we were born without arms.
I went by the place where I used to live;
on the way home from having goodbye lunch with my cousin. She is going to the Army! The house looked cleaner, but otherwise, the same as it was before.
chanchanchanchan
Tourist: My brains are starting to hurt now for some reason.
New Yorker: Ah yes, your multiple brains...
If I had as many as you they would hurt as well.
Tourist: You don't think I could come up with all this stuff with only 1, did you?
New Yorker: ahahah. Eat a penis
Tourist: No...Eww!
Penis eating is gross unless it's someone eating mine. lolol
Probz all in moderation;
If I’m crazy today can I be happy tomorrow? Happier?
“Yes I can bleed to death on live television if I want to!”
– Lady Gaga
